28 April 2013 Seoul, South Korea AP Newswire - It has been revealed today that North Korea's sole form of industry - the manufacture of all the little stickers that say "Made In China", which they then sell to the Chinese to put on all the junk that is sold in the United States, has been placed in jeopardy. North Korea's leader, Kim Jong Un has declared that the USA threatening North Korea's stockpile of stickers is "unreasonable", and has threatened nuclear retaliation. The USA has been rumored to be performing war games exercises in preparations to destroy the printing and distribution centers for the little stickers. U.S. President Barack Obama cited North Korea as using the stickers as "Weapons of Mass-Distraction" as millions of American shoppers are looking for the little stickers, and not purchasing items that have the "Made in the U.S.A." stickers on them like they should be. The President's comments were found to be contradictory, and made no sense.
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