A
chinese emperor was looking for someone to replace a lost ninja. Three
men came to him to test for the position. A japenese, a chinese, and a
jew. The emperor asked the jap to show him what he could do. the jap
opens a box and a fly buzzes out. The jap takes his sword and swishes it
once in the air. The jap shows the fly to the emperor and he sees the
fly is cut in half. The emperor was impressed. The chink began to prove
his skill in the same manner. He swishes his sword four times in the air
then shows the emperor the fly cut in quarters. The emperor is
astonished. Next is the jews turn. The fly buzzes out of the box. The
jew swings his sword once in the air. The fly continues buzzing around.
The emperor, perturbed asked the jew, What was hat?" And points out the
fly continuing to buzz around. "You didn't do anything!" the angry
emperor exclaimed. The jew answered with one word, "Circumcision".
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